Future Mythologies

This country may have been been the victim of a radical coup d'etat that shows no signs of ending, but we are at least afforded the pleasure of seeing a fucktard like Antonin Scalia combust his little head in a spat of ignorant outrage. Now that we're all reveling in our newly legalized sodomy, it's time to go after the next target: teen sex. We've been told for years that teen sex is bad. Sexual activity at a young age, even if done safely, can cause irreparable emotional damage. When I was 13 or 14 I didn't understand it, but I assumed it would become clear when I got older. It didn't. I'm not saying that 12 year olds should start having sex, but I think we need to question an established belief that isn't exactly supported by hard data, or even by anecdotal evidence, for that matter. While we're at it, it's time to make a seriously critical evaluation of abstinence-based sex education, and if it can be supported in any logical way, then it should be easy to sneak into the lesson plan the health benefits of masturbation.